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prophetic toilet paper

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Prophecy Toilet Paper He unloaded a roll of toilet paper in a gust of wind and fire and rushed into the toilet, and for a moment the wind blew, and the tense muscles and nerves throughout his body relaxed. It must be from the hot pot last night, he thought. To make it easier, the toilet paper was torn in 3 compartments, and the inside of the paper towel unexpectedly had words that were completely invisible from the outside. When he took a closer look, the first sentence on it read "Wednesday, April 24th", which was the exact date of that day. The following sentence surprised him even more. "Last night because I ate hot pot, I woke up in the morning with diarrhea, when my wife urged me to eat breakfast, the cat jumped into the balcony. When I was walking out of the building after breakfast, the vase fell at my feet and the shards cut my pants. If I had strayed any further, my head would have turned to mush." Well ...... "He also wanted to see what was below, and his wife straightened

愚蠢的妻子

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笨蛋妻子——原作者:那时见到的他和情人在宾馆无所事事,结果被妻子通奸在床上。平时,妻子看到他和别的女人说话,要吃半天醋。这次很平静,很意外。“老婆。”看着站着的妻子,他探了探,叫了起来。“老婆。”妻子模仿他的样子,愚蠢地叫道。他于是明白了:妻子不是没有反应,而是反应太大——愤怒攻心,变傻了。我老婆真是傻了。他吃饭,她也吃,他睡觉,她也睡觉。他离开了家,她也去了,他没有恋人,不能工作。他不想让愚蠢的妻子破坏自己的生活。看到类似的愚蠢妻子,一个恶毒的计划涌上心头。他找了两根结实的绳子,做了两根绳子套

一厘米的爱

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★1厘米的爱把衣橱靠在床上,一厘米就可以了。妻子看着壁橱无力地说。这句话今天我老婆说了好多遍。男子点了点头。起床,吃药,做饭,打扫,吃饭,吃药……忙了才有空,就按照妻子说的做吧。男人辛苦地穿着衣橱,一边回忆着和妻子的过去,一边眼泪止不住悄悄地掉了下来。如果自己能赚更多,妻子就可以继续在医院接受治疗,不必像现在这样躺在家里等死。所以,如果你有什嚒愿望,你最好尽量满足她。哭了吗?妻子低声问道。诶?没有。只有汗。搬这么大的壁橱可不是件轻松的事,呵呵。男人挤出笑容,擦干额头上的汗水,顺便擦干眼泪。为什么

水鬼带你去天堂

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公园里的湖最深有4米,最浅也有2米。 这天,一名男子溺水,在湖中沉浮,苍白的手在水面上胡乱拉着。 许多人围观湖边,男子挣扎着把头浮在水面上,大喊“50万”。声音微微地传到岸边。 刘轩坐着假山石围观,他立刻反应过来:那个倒霉的家伙悬赏! 于是,他脱下裤子,闪电般地跳入水中,向溺水的人游去。 游到半路,他突然听到一个尖锐的女声:“别多管闲事。”。 谁在说话。 他扭头朝两边看,只看到碧绿的湖水一浪一浪地从四面八方涌来。 他想:这个湖里谁会说话?一定是幻觉。 刘轩继续游泳,那个女人的声音再次像锥子一样扎

小狗

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★ 小狈这是我同学说的话。他邻居的故事。他的邻居夫妇只有一个儿子,在国家推动计划生育之前,这种情况并不常见。独生子当然很受欢迎。很遗憾,这孩子死于车祸。做父母每天都要以泪洗面。孩子去世几个月后,他们夫妇走在大街上,小狈摇摇晃晃地跟着他们。吓也不去。妻子的心一软,就把它带回家了。我觉得这条狗都不到半岁。通晓人性。这对夫妇很喜欢它,有时会叹气;把那个作为儿子养大吧。一年多过去了,这只狗重了几十斤。中国发生了天崩地裂——唐山大地震。我同学家不在唐山,但是离得不是很远。那天无论如何也不肯进屋,一个

Wonderland Shop S2 - Cut Off

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Wonderland Shop S2 - Cut off He was a construction worker who surprisingly lost his right arm many years ago. Life has been inconvenient since then. Prosthetics made of rubber, plastic, and even steel were tried, but all of them were so hard that they couldn't even do everyday things. Like writing, for example. Even after losing his ability to work, he had no financial resources, and the family's expenses were supported only by his wife's meager income, which naturally complained in the long run, and the two of them quarreled often. He was desperate to move freely and needed a faculty that could do ordinary work. He was wandering along the road when he saw the prosthesis. Suddenly he walked past a strange store with a glass window full of prosthetic hands. As long as he ducked through the glass, he could still see the exquisite craftsmanship of its prosthetics, even the pores and fine hairs were done quite realistically. So

是水鬼的复仇

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都婚后,妻子刘丽不仅知道他怕水,不能在游泳池里洗澡,但日常洗手洗澡都有些战战兢兢。刘丽跟他说了好几次,李生还是老样子。幸好儿子不像李生,李东生的儿子说李明,很可爱,粉嘟嘟的脸,大眼睛,没有见过的人不表扬。李生和刘丽都为自己的儿子感到骄傲。我每天都看着儿子长大。心里真甜。我觉得工作的烦恼也是小事。儿子李明今年10岁,按照乡下的规矩,爷爷奶奶李生带着妻子和孩子回到家乡贾所村为孩子庆祝。老实说,李生一点都不想回到贾所村,回到那里对他来说正是噩梦,但妻子和两个老人一再坚持,加上结果过了10年,李生也渐渐

I have a headache.

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I have a headache he has a bad headache, less than 20 years after he was born. No, there was one before that, the day his wife died. Immersed in grief that day, spent the day in mourning, but the fatigue was so bad that he came home with a headache and couldn't sleep. Symptoms lasted for several days, the pain unable to think or remember. Soon the headache eased a little, but also he could hardly recall the face of his late wife. He immediately called the magician and begged him to keep his late wife in his mind so that she would not disappear because of the headache. Volokh received the money and complied with my request. Finally remembering my late wife in my mind, the thought of the other person seemed to be alive, and just now, less than a month after the magic was cast, the headache came back as if something had come out of it. Having no choice, I decided to go to the warlock again. The warlock said that directly

My wife's lover.

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My house is a 2ldk and the smaller one is a guest room. The door to that room has not been opened once since my wife's college brother came for the night. Recently, my wife is a little strange, woke up in the middle of the night, always invisible, do not know where to go, back to bed, always smell a smell of medicine, ask her where she is not feeling well, she did not say anything. One day, while my wife was out of the interval, I used the key to open the door of that guest room, but could not open it. Tried rubbing it with a tool, but since it wouldn't budge, angrily kicked it with my foot and it was as solid as a disk of stone. When I was about to give up, I heard a mess in the room and put my ear to it because it sounded like that, but no sound. Looking down under the door, the strong smell of medicine hit my nose. I winced, but then I saw the

It's the legendary ghost wife.

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During the ancient times, the annual natural disasters in a certain area resulted in little harvest from the fields, people's food became a problem, and many people died of freezing or hunger or disease. Almost everyone in this neighborhood went out to seek refuge. The family of Han Xizai from Dahanzhuang, a family of 3, the younger 2 and a 7 year old daughter, also wrapped their bones in the skin of their empty stomachs. There was no way out, so I discussed it with my wife. This year is a dry year, die at home is no way, they go out to do something, earn some money to support the family is better, the wife also said. Say silly things, go out is to live a little better, we each take care. Xizai broke up with his wife's daughter, did not take the text, are left to be able to eat and use to his wife's daughter, their own way to beg, about to go more than a month did not find to do a little thing. This day, I came to a city. Thirsty, hungry, pouring

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